50nifty:

i was russian to school this morning, but my car was stalin. i think it’s a lenin, but the price was marxed way down, so i guess it’s my fault. meh, if i can’t drive anymore, soviet. 

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

your-fucking-spine:

your-fucking-spine:

 I’m choking right now

I probably should not have said ‘choking’

your-fucking-spine:

your-fucking-spine:

 I’m choking right now

I probably should not have said ‘choking’

robotcosmonaut:

Sputnik

gemituna:

i was watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody today and it was the episode where it gets really meta and the guy wants to make Zack and Cody’s life a tv show so they go to Hollywood and meet the actors playing them in the show and thEY HAVE A GUY PLAYING LONDON BECAUSE THEY WANTED ROMANCE BETWEEN HIM AND MADDIE AND I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE

IS THAT DANTE BASCO

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THAT’S DANTE BASCO

DANTE BASCO PLAYED GENDERBENT LONDON I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

Homestuck: Here's some dude with grey skin and candy cane horns called a troll! They are involved in the plot.
Fandom: Cool!
Homestuck: Here's some dude/dudette that's actually two people in one, have green bodies and an exoskeleton but are reminiscent of humans! They are named after a Cherub tomato! They are involved in the plot.
Fandom: Wow cuties!!!!!
Homestuck: Now, here's one of your original characters put in a form that has already been hinted at! It's called a trickster, and actually resembles it's name!!! This may or may not be involved in the plot, but it looks like it!
Fandom: WHAT THE FUCK HUSSIE WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT IT'S SO WEIRD AND I REALLY DON'T WANT IT IN MY HOMESTUCK IT'S JUST TOO STRANGE AND OUT OF THE BLUE

meechisuarez:

thestrengthofabutterfly:

You, sir, are my hero.

you are a god amongst peasants.

[x]

ourspiritnow:





“Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all AGES, all RACES, all FAITHS. They are doctors and teachers, farmers and bankers, soldiers and athletes. And whether we know it, or whether we acknowledge it, they are our FAMILY, our friends, and our neighbors. BEING GAY IS NOT A WESTERN INVENTION. It’s a HUMAN REALITY.” - Hillary Clinton




Hillary Clinton knows love… that’s the whole story. ourspiritnow

ourspiritnow:

Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all AGES, all RACES, all FAITHS. They are doctors and teachers, farmers and bankers, soldiers and athletes. And whether we know it, or whether we acknowledge it, they are our FAMILY, our friends, and our neighbors. BEING GAY IS NOT A WESTERN INVENTION. It’s a HUMAN REALITY.” - Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton knows love… that’s the whole story. ourspiritnow