i was russian to school this morning, but my car was stalin. i think it’s a lenin, but the price was marxed way down, so i guess it’s my fault. meh, if i can’t drive anymore, soviet.
I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a fucking idiot.
She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
I’m choking right now
I probably should not have said ‘choking’
i was watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody today and it was the episode where it gets really meta and the guy wants to make Zack and Cody’s life a tv show so they go to Hollywood and meet the actors playing them in the show and thEY HAVE A GUY PLAYING LONDON BECAUSE THEY WANTED ROMANCE BETWEEN HIM AND MADDIE AND I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE
IS THAT DANTE BASCO
THAT’S DANTE BASCO
DANTE BASCO PLAYED GENDERBENT LONDON I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
“Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all AGES, all RACES, all FAITHS. They are doctors and teachers, farmers and bankers, soldiers and athletes. And whether we know it, or whether we acknowledge it, they are our FAMILY, our friends, and our neighbors. BEING GAY IS NOT A WESTERN INVENTION. It’s a HUMAN REALITY.” - Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton knows love… that’s the whole story. ourspiritnow